Do not dispair..

..for it is not the end. "Where have you been?!" - i hear you ponder. Fear not, I have not been held captive by gingers for the past 5 months (as some have speculated)(such an outrageous claim in itself, as I have deliberated before, an average human has the strength of about 20 gingers). No mon frere for the past 5 months i have been but a pawn in a conspiracy involving Ric Flairs wife, Des O'conor, a Dentist, Michael Flatley, The Mystery Machine and an epic Thumb that decides the fate of all. But I wouldn't want to dazzle you too much with such a colourfully fabricated tale which is about as inconspicuous as Jessica Fletcher; the original grim reaper.

So onwards and upwards with this potty mouth of a blog and this particular posts main focus.. 'Tripping' whilst on drugs. Recently, whilst out one night, a friend of mine uploaded a video on his phone and showed it to another in the group, who at the time was higher than Bob Marley's kite. Said video was Drinking from cups, a video made for the soul purpose of sending people west on that midnight train to Georgia (or making them trip as it is more commonly known). After watching this, I was then referred to Salad Fingers, the single most disturbing thing i have ever seen. So if you ever are in the company of a person who is baked like a cake or even just a little bit stewned and have the internet at hand, pay salad fingers a visit if you wish to witness an amusing spectacle. Yours more frequently, Darth.

Just to clear things up.

In my previous post admittedly i was rather anti-ginger. Iv had some pretty negative feedback from gingers saying that i was harsh and offensive. I would just like to clear my name and set things straight. Any gingers should not be offended, its not my fault your lower in the food chain. I was actually thinking of getting a pet ginger but then decided not too as i had been told they cant be house trained. If i was a ginger i wouldn't want people to say hurtful things about me, but it turns out im not so everybody is a winner (apart from anyone who is ginger.)(and if i was actually ginger i would have hung myself long ago). I'm sure that Tony the Tiger would be turning in in the pile of lime under the concrete in my back garden if he could see this blog. Following nicely on with stereotypical observations, i have just arrived back from Paris. There were too many people riding around on bikes wearing stripey shirts carrying baguettes and cheese. It was distracting me from thinking of a stereotype to poke fun at. I couldn't help noticing that on the motor ways it seemed like all of the cars where fleeing from some sort of war or confrontation. I was surprised at the number of chapels in the country side, but then again a Frenchman does enjoy the thought of entering something which is erect. In relevant news it turns out Simon Cowell is bringing out a song for Haiti. "No don't get on Simon the band wagon is already full". I know why he is so smug though; its because he has never had to wear a belt in his life due to his pants being held up by his nipples. Peace, Darth Flavour.

Firstly

Thought i would create this blog because there is a few thing i need to share and a few questions that need to be raised. First order of business, whats with all the gingers breaking through onto the music scene? Everywhere i look. Its like they have forgotten that they are a lower life form. For instance i innocently try to log into my Myspace page the other day, minding my own business and BAM, right there on the homepage there is this ginger invading my eyes and ruining my day. I can never get that day back now, its gone forever. Shocked and appalled, i click on the link to enquirer as to why this day walker (I say day walker, but i don't mean Blade. Blade got all the benefits of being a human and all of the benefits of being a vampire. Gingers on the other hand, have got all the down sides to being human or vampire; no super strength, cant go out in the sun very long, horrifically bad looking.. etc) was thrust upon me. The artist in question was Erik Hassle with his new song hurtful. Fair enough, the song is not that bad, but you could at least put a paper bag on his head, Jesus tonight. He looks like a cross between Will Young, Darnell from celeb BB and also a hint of Downs Syndrome (no offense meant to Will Young, Darnell or anyone who looks like a Downie). Its like ever since La Roux hit the scene, gingers everywhere have been liberated to walk among us normal folk and even attempt music makings. This is evident in the link above because surprise surprise Erik Hassle also covers, yes you guess it, a La Roux song in the related videos. We accepted La Roux with the chance that she may be just Scottish, and her songs weren't all that bad, but now the gingers are emerging and descending. Be very afraid. I would also like to thank 'Chiddy bang' for crucifying the MGMT song Kids. Next time try to make your own music and also come up with raps that you didn't rob off a 2 year old. All the best, Darth Flavour.