Do not dispair..

..for it is not the end. "Where have you been?!" - i hear you ponder. Fear not, I have not been held captive by gingers for the past 5 months (as some have speculated)(such an outrageous claim in itself, as I have deliberated before, an average human has the strength of about 20 gingers). No mon frere for the past 5 months i have been but a pawn in a conspiracy involving Ric Flairs wife, Des O'conor, a Dentist, Michael Flatley, The Mystery Machine and an epic Thumb that decides the fate of all. But I wouldn't want to dazzle you too much with such a colourfully fabricated tale which is about as inconspicuous as Jessica Fletcher; the original grim reaper.

So onwards and upwards with this potty mouth of a blog and this particular posts main focus.. 'Tripping' whilst on drugs. Recently, whilst out one night, a friend of mine uploaded a video on his phone and showed it to another in the group, who at the time was higher than Bob Marley's kite. Said video was Drinking from cups, a video made for the soul purpose of sending people west on that midnight train to Georgia (or making them trip as it is more commonly known). After watching this, I was then referred to Salad Fingers, the single most disturbing thing i have ever seen. So if you ever are in the company of a person who is baked like a cake or even just a little bit stewned and have the internet at hand, pay salad fingers a visit if you wish to witness an amusing spectacle. Yours more frequently, Darth.